Regarding the video game GTA V.
Someone, somewhere, claimed to offer gift copies of GTA V for PC to people who made the best written haikus about GTA. The offer seems to have been bunk, but I wrote for it, and I'll post what I wrote for it here to get use out of it.
Ideally to be performed by beatniks at some poetry club.
Spoken by Michael:
Got plans to succeed
Right hand of cards' all I need
Till then people bleed
Spoken by Trevor:
Riding a hot wire
Jacked way up to the heavens
High flying mayhem
Spoken by Franklin:
Running, driving, stop
Eat burger at a diner
Leave and shoot a cop
Spoken by Michael, Trevor, and Franklin, together:
Paradise is near
High-class homes and drinks, no beer
More than a veneer
White lines, cars, and jets
Dream green, no failure, no debts
Hands red as they get
* snapping of fingers in beatnik-style acclamation *
C~ Soundscapes